---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Below are two "interviews" with troops. The first one is a nationally televised Bush fiasco that documents a "Senior Whitehouse Official" rehearsing and scripting the troops before our president got there. Scripted Bush Talk With Troops CLICK HERE Now compare it with the Elizabeth Vargas troop interview. Vargas Troop 'Interview' CLICK HERE This is the way I picture the behind the scenes action: It...is...scary...but ex-ci-ting to be here, Ms. Var-gas. *cut* Splice in close-up of boy-next-door soldier. *OK, that's a wrap. Help yourselves to pizza and beer* *Vargas, to director* You don't think that seemed just a little bit too contrived? *Director* Liz, do you actually think those nitwits pay ATTENTION? They want "warm & fuzzy," "Feel good" video. Trust me, kid, they'll eat it up. Besides, you got a 2-year network contract at 2.5 Million a year. Why should you even worry about it?